And here are 26 reasons why I like my cat better than guys:

1. She’s clean

2. She’s soft

3. She’s always home for me to play with

4. She won’t get fat

5. She licks my face, in a nice way

6. She snuggles

7. She doesn’t snuggle with others

8. She always loves what I give her for dinner

9. She lets me pick what tv show to watch

10. She doesn’t care if I take up the whole bed

11. She always listens when I’m talking

12. She knows when I’m mad, and to just hide under the bed

13. She likes my mother

14. She doesn’t snore

15. She doesn’t leave fur in the sink

16. She makes me laugh

17. She can’t break up with me

18. She has a cute butt

19. She doesn’t have illigetimate kittens

20. She doesn’t have weird relatives

21. She doesn’t care if I shave my legs

22. She’s easy to shop for

23. She loves all of the presents I buy her

24. She’ll do anything for a treat

25. She purrs when I rub her tummy

26. She always remembers my birthday!!!